There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
the problem with open bar is i never know what to get
did you really just start a sentence with "the problem with open bar is..."
Abby. I can text perfectly. I pledge allegiance to the flag of the united states of america. and to the republic, for which we stand, one nation under god indivisible and with liberty and justice for all god bless america
I put a toilet paper roll with my number on it by his face... hooking up is not happening
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Yeah.. I'm sorry I broke your phone. But in my defense you handed me the frying pan.
Shit. She's still hooking up with some random in the doorway. How do I get out of here?
Well hurry! Everybody is already at McDonalds.
I'm free! Didnt realize how easy it was to crawl out the window.
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
ok morning sex is a totally valid reason to come in late... ur good, cya in 20
send nudes
from the living room?
We hooked up and he sent me home with a plant and skittles lmao
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