I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
There were so few words spoken that I'm not sure if it was make-up or break-up sex.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I gave an inspirational speech to a bum and called a bride ugly at her wedding reception.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
I went in the closet and cried, then the bathroom and cried, and lastly he showed me his penis and I cried. It was a weird night.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
If it was any colder outside, the frost from my breath would make a mixed drink
I raged so hard that I was so hungover today I threw up out of a car window going 50mph cause my parents didn't pull over quick enough ...sorry to the people behind us
He took a girl home at like eight, fucked her, kicked her out, came back to the bar, and repeated the process again at 10:30 and 2:30. THREE GIRLS IN ONE NIGHT. ALL PICKUPS. I HATE HIM.
(919) the date's not going well. He's on his phone talking about his eBay amine shit...
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