So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
We're sending your burrito through the mail slot.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Nothing like waking up and watching Dr. Phil and masturbating. It's like a protein shake for the day.
He was stoned laying on my bed singing I'm a little tea cup while I took a pregnancy test. Thank god it was negative.
So now your dad has seen my tits. You could have told me he was coming by to help paint.
I didn't think you'd be painting the kitchen topless.
I couldn't find a shirt I was willing to ruin.
Text me some of your sweat
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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