So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
Tim hortons said i dont meet their criteria. What the fuck criteria is that? You put bagels in an oven.
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
it was like he was trying to blow his nose in my vagina
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
we talked for like an hour, i feel like we really bonded. i mean i was simultaneously giving him head but you get the point.
Giving me the bigger bowl of ramen isn't considered "romantic"
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
I puked in the revolving door and had to sit down on the escalator. That hungover. It's safe to say people are judging me.
I didn't just randomly come up with it. But if you want to give me extra credit for creativity I have a bare chest and chocolate sauce left
Well his arms broken so they only cuffed his good wrist to his belt. That's how he cast smacked me in custody.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
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