What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
one day john is going to snap and they are going to make a new show called "john and chainsaw minus 9"
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I would've been fine if I didn't do the three shots
You did like 8
In case you wake up wondering why your eyes hurt... You were claiming to be Zeus and that mortal weapons couldn't harm you. Some chick took it as a challenge and pepper sprayed you. Sorry dude.
Being with her was like shitty sexual fear factor big ass sausage nipples over sized outty belly button i was scared and drunk tell know one
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
I'm working on a search warrant...can u pick up box of Chardonnay...I'll give u cash when u get here...
Yea... I love that ur a prosecutor and drink box wine
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
I just found vampire teeth and a moustache in my purse. do you know why?
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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