My own mom unfriended me on Facebook.
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
hey. so did i get tied up by a jumprope last night?
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
I ran into his family and they made me a ham sandwich and I asked if they wanted to come streaking. I felt they deserved the invite.
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Can someone please remind me later tonight that there's a taco in my purse. I may get drunk and forget I put it there
I have bits of ceiling fan all over now
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
HE CHOSE A RESTAURANT AND MADE A FUCKING RESERVATION. I AM SHOOK
I'm not gonna lie, but for some reason I have this strong desire to watch porn with my pint of haagen das.
Go shave, and then go fuck the man
YOU ARE SO CRUDE, I LOVE YOU
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