Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
have you facebook stalked him yet?
No, I don’t know his last name...
Just google his license plate numb
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Everything that you guys said happened came back to me. like a tidal wave of regret.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
Freedom, beauty, truth, and love to all. I also probably have syphilis
i'm sad. The beetle crawled away. I was only trying to get him stoned.
I am honestly trying to remember his name. All I can remember is that he had a weird mole, a daughter and a lot of cocaine. Please stop letting me pick up at gay night.
Hey, I'm making progress. I haven't thrown up in a bar while wearing a sweater vest in almost two months.
Then I'll go home and you two can do whatever two same sex heterosexual soul mates do
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
I was so drunk that I passed out before I could do or say anything I'd regret. My low alcohol tolerance is like a guardian angel.
I'm daydrinking whiskey in a princess hat
in the future we should consider sippy cups so we can drink and passout accordingly
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