whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
The last shot i remember taking was toasted to "love, sex, and magic". Needless to say I was 0 for 3 on that toast for the night.
he's totally gay but hes wondering what hes missing out on. Im going to show him.
no pressure.
the cop cuffed us all with 40's still taped to our hands
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
How do you delicately ask if your friend's dad was arrested for solicitation of prostitution?
Oh great. I guess I'm second on that list now that we've confirmed she's not a lesbian AND that was her sister.
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
I fucked her ex bc she fucked mine but now we're cool and I'm watching her dog this weekend
I mean go ahead and let your freak flag fly but if you could not fly it in my bed that would be great
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
remember that party we went to sophomore year where we found that girl and had the orgy? Im totally at that house right now.
Hey Girl, we got home safe!
I know, I drove you
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