I'm just looking at Lindsay Lohan's vagina.
Oh yea! I was just doing that too!
Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
That's what you get for fucking someone nicknamed "wiggle worm"
she gave me a blowjob during our lunchbreak and expected me not to tell people
Second wave of rafting ended in a concussion. Don't worry though, the paramedic says it's still not considered a DUI.
Just made nicotine water. Ithink i'm having a heart attack.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
i got pulled over completely sober but looking like death. dick cop made me do a field sobriety test. he also said "no sober person could have 7 BK bags"
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
All I could think about was how many vaginas had been on the toliet that I was pukin in
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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