just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
I think I deserve the nobel peace prize for discovering that one should smoke before drinking instead of drinking before smoking.
Dude, I just saw a sixteen year old girl in a catholic school uniform buying a pregnancy test... With a coupon!
I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
you can SEE the outline of a pad through her jeans. there is no way
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Well idk about you but my nose is all recovered for the weekend.
The last thing I remember is teaching our waffle house waitress to do the stanky leg and promising the grill cook we would come see him at his other job.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
so my pro life roomate found a used condom wrapped up in her sheets with your panties. never letting you have sex in her bed again
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
.......he just venmo charged me for the burrito I was eating while he broke up with me
would it be okay if I showed up at your house naked? and is your door unlocked?
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