yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
you took out flashcards at the bar and went around asking guys what totalitarianism meant.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I can't begin to describe what I look like walking through the grocery store with this outfit and chocolate syrup.
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
i jsut waqnnna hugg thw crap outa sokme peoplee
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
I faked an orgasm during phone sex last night. This relationship is starting to become real.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I'm smoking in a kimono on the couch. Bring me gin.
every time someone would wish me happy birthday I would be like "thanks happy birthday to you too"
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
Are you playing pokemon in the dark and sexting? I can't be mad at that.
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
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