im marching my happy ass in there and im not leaving until he cheats on his girlfriend!
You make homosexuality sound like a cult.
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
you were sitting on the floor cleaning up your own puke and telling my mom she should hire you as a maid.
any chance you can send me your legal ethics outline, in exchange for say, me buying you a lapdance the next time we go to the strip club?
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
They should have to wear some identification that warns you to stay away. Like one of those cones dogs wear to keep them from biting stitches. CONE OF SHAME.
The fact that he just came out makes his Lent commitment to give up gay sex so much more meaningful now.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
LET ME HAVE MY JUDGMENT OF OTHER PEOPLE
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
I have a bag of frozen peas on my vagina. If you want to talk about real problems.
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