How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
i just realized i dont have a sober facebook picture since 2007
I walked into his room and he was naked with a half eaten pecan pie and a bottle of wine.
Through drunken recall, I have managed to bring back awful memories of losing my virginity. And possibly traumatized my niece trying to get her to "learn from my mistakes".
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
i'm not drunk or reckless enough to have you track my every fucking move. I AM AN ADULT
I can only rely on you and Taco Bell
we talked about the guy being eaten by the anaconda.. Then I proceeded to blow him
thanks for the bj man. also make sure you close the gate behind you. the chickens are out.
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