if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Showering in the handicapped shower. Im THAT hungover.
so apparently dipping a tampon in red gatorade and throwing it out the window on the highway is a $100 fine
oh god was she eating orange peels again
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I'm still high with raccoon eyeliner eyes and chocolate all over my face and chest, clutching a mug of wine. Happy graduation.
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
Don't trim your pubes if you've been drinking. I can't believe I have to tell you more than once.
You gotta come over now. He is eating cupcakes while they are still in the foil.
Oh lord. I have no recollection. I just got up. Surveying the damage. Found phone with messages out by pool. Still have not located my top or determined when i stopped wearing it
Saw a thong on the yellow lines of the street when I left this morning, are they yours by any chance?
Randomize
