i've decided that sluttiness is like a disease, it can lay dormant in you for years and then one day you go to college and with all the booze and drugs and boys and time on your hands symptoms begin to show then one day BAM you're a huge slut. it's like how izzie had skin cancer and it grew into brain cancer.
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
My dad just gifted me an alaskan flag he stole from the govenor's mansion. He said it was to hang on the wall at 3316, to start a morning ritual. Then he mimed kegstands and vomiting. Senior year will be epic.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Remember how I haven't seen my step sister in like 7 years? Pretty sure I just made out with her...
New high score, I made the stripper choke me while I was getting a lap dance last night
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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