I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
took him home. told him i would rock his world. passed out. a for effort f for follow thru
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
He's not actually Jewish. Turns out he just wears the yarmulke to cover his bald spot.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I should come with a warning like "do not feed me tequila or cocaine, I will ruin the party and cry"
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Pretty sure we had a civil war reenactment in your kitchen at 4am.
That would explain the cannon.
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
why is there a porcupine in the kitchen
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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