Greg found me on xtube. Who knew random hook ups would leave their web cams on and upload it. At least it shows off big penis.
I just saw fred flintstone in my fruity pebbles!
what drugs are you on?
none, cept for the pain medication i got prescribed by the doc: it said 2 pills every 3 hours, but I took 6 cuz i'll be away from home later
At one point last night while tipping the bartender you looked at him and said "If I need money later, I'm taking this back"
He bought me flowers. The card with it said: Sorry I cant get you off. I will try harder.
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
boyfriend # 1 is in the bathroom and boyfriend # 2 is ringing the doorbell need back up this is not a drill i repeat this is not a drill
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
my mom was in labor with me for 32 hours, it's only fair to start drinking now.
I was expecting a blowjob when she shoved me in the bathroom but instead she shaved my pubes into a mustache for my penis. I am still satisfied.
BEHOLD THE MORNING PIGEON
SANCTIFY THE CHALK TADPOLE
THERE IS NO SOBRIETY. ONLY ZUUL.
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
I just chugged whiskey at 7 AM because going to breakfasts at Brendas doesnt seem right if Im not real drunk. I feel like when Brenda takes my order she can tell Im drunk and will take care of me.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I suggest both. Please have sex with them and prepare notes for a final comparison.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
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