Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
you went around grabbing cigarettes out of peoples mouths and claiming you were curing cancer.
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
I don't think "growing medical marijuana" is Quite what my Grandfather had in mind when he thought me about gardening as a child
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
My mom's yelling at me for being a whore and my dad's quizzing me on how to drive in winter weather....I'm home!
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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