i felt like we were having sex on ultimate fighter, and people on the outside kept yelling ELBOW ELBOW! KNEES KNEES!
good. and stop kissing my girl you dirty slut.
i don't think she's still your girl..plus, she kept screaming "kiss me! i'm a lesbian!" last night so i think you're outta luck..
Why is there a case of Coors Light with my address on it?
I threw up red last night... I wanted to pinch myself because it wasn't green.
So Ryan had to wash the dishes. His solution: take a shower with them. I'm never eating at his house again.
I just slow jerked to the titanic theme song, i dont think theres enough alcohol in the state to get me over her tonight
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
They're fighting and it sounds intense. Cross your fingers for their demise
Toss in some raw meat and play heavy metal music. It will insight violence.
I can feel your judgement through the phone
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
what do u think we would be doing right now if we were together
Urinating on unicorns
Going through his web history. 10 hours ago he searched "how to put on condom with your teeth" I think I'm getting it tonight.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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