I've come to the conclusion that as a grad student I would much rather prefer to get laid then get drunk
I think you know full well that a few years ago my stance was the polar opposite
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
Go to petsmart and tell me if the dog trainer is the guy I slept with friday. Thanks.
The only people who have said happy valentines day to me today have been 2 homeless people.
thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
Theres a freshman smoking a pipe on campus. This new class is setting a new standard we're not ready for
You know it's been a while when you're having to resort to positive conditioning to get women
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
This guy keeps going off in the metal detector. When is it appropriate for me to punch him in the throat just in case?
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
Can I chase this vodka with an onion?
I expected better sex from someone with the word CHAOS tattooed above his dick. But on the bright side, he was down to watch a documentary on Honey Badgers afterwards so I guess I'll keep him around.
So I remember having an orgasm, but I didn't wake up next to anyone. Your dog is afraid of me. Is this a sick joke?
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