Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
I wouldn't fuck her. Looks like her vagina smells like a seaside orgy.
I couldn't tell you were laughing too hard
Dude I thought I set my hair on fire. I wasn't laughing I was screaming.
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Your dick is the only reason I have motivation to come back to school today
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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