is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
I just made friends with the guy at the coffee shop in borders. And by that I mean he stared at me until I was uncomfortable and left.
Dude, totally just found out that I've been washing my hair with semen for the past 3 weeks.
im pretty sure all they do is fuck. and talk in baby talk. its two babys fucking basically.
The bartender laughed but the manager kicked me out when the mom conplained. There's no way my fart harmed that baby in any way
He poured syrup on all those broken dishes because "syrup is magical, and by the time we wake up, they'll be fixed."
the protein jug says add 2 scoops to your favorite beverage. guess who just found a way to make sam adams healthy? THIS GUY
There's a difference between southern and inbred. She just doesn't know that yet.
Do you think they make a "sorry in my drunken debauchery I dropped a pumpkin off the balcony and you happened to be standing right there/get well soon" card?
Just pissed by glowstick light. Bad idea.
I rode home in a shopping cart so there's that. MVP to the guy that pushed it.
I hooked up with a guy named Quan.. I literally hit the Quan
In the officer's defense, I was indeed pantless at the time he cuffed me, but there's a perfectly good explanation.
Shit facedness and cuddling are what you have to look forward to this evening.
After this weekend, all I can think about is bald eagles flying in front of fireworks and giving birth to fucking uncle sam. Also, beer.
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