READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
ok this guy next to me just sat down with a no joke, 10,000 page book, popped an addy, cracked open a red bull and opened the book to page 1.
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
Seriously, I'm making a calendar and marking off the days with little penis's
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
You know you are 86'd from the legacy right? You can't down shots then spike the shot glass
My boss just lit a candle and said a prayer to get laid tonight ..
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
All I remember is talking the cops into calling us a cab instead of giving us PIs while trying to wake up your passed-out-on-a-bench ass.
The streets are paved with hand jobs
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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