idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I woke up locked in the bar...this has redefined partying.
I AM SAFE. EVERYTHING IS FOG. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED.
Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
Randomize
