We were tigers and tigers don't wear pants
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
it's like a replay of two fridays ago...except not in a motel and i'm not having sex in the shower.
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
Fuck man, my Dad's been single so long I get him a year's sub to a porn site every year for for Father's Day
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
In that case, if you come anywhere near my house you can expect to be chased down various streets by a half naked me wielding a baseball bat. No, I am not giving you my address.
Why so serious bruh
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I didn't know I was invited to an orgy.
My drug dealer was just on ESPN..
It’s a dick. Seen one, seen em all. Unless it spews a fountain of tequila, I don’t need to see yours.
Randomize
