a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
He sat on a barstool and did the robot for 3 hours - I'm pretty sure he enjoyed himself.
And when I say "complete whore" I mean I could possibly make a shameful profit by wearing this.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
It's a good deal. He teaches me how to longboard, then we have sex
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
stuck in traffic next to occupy boston. smells like patchouli and unshaven pubes
Apparently I stole windex from the cab driver. Klepto Tom strikes again.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
I am the oldest one here and I STILL feel like I need an adult. help.
I threw up in my 8 AM. Morale is low.
gave out my moms phone number instead of mine last night... thattttttttttttttt dunk.
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