I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
when i asked what day 420 fell on this year, she answered so quickly i knew i found my soulmate.
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
You left your underwear on the fireplace
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
all I'm saying is if you're gonna fuck a fat chick do it in a pool it's like zero gravity or something
how did you graduate high school
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
Does your Fitbit monitor your liver failure?
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
Randomize
