I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
road dome is illegal, just asked in driving school.
All I remember from my 21st is crying because the bouncer made him put his shirt back on
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
I convinced every single one of my cousins to bring me a glass of wine. I was the alcoholic queen and they were my subjects.
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
I'm truly not mad that he's at a strip club, it's that he couldn't look far enough into the future to figure out how to get himself home from one
I probably won't go. Last time I got drunk with those guys I just started demanding people let me touch their beards.Then I mocked everyone who didn't have facial hair.
Reason # 294827284949272 i could never be a cop. I would just shoot. All the time. Ppl. Animals. Inanimate objects. Air.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
I woke up with the gnarliest cold/hangover combo
Thats what u get when u have butt ass naked rooftop sex at night in december
Worth it.
Learn from my mistakes. DO NOT try to steam a garment of clothing while you are wearing it. The burn is not worth the de-wrinkle.
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
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