I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
but the lizard people decide everything anyway
I wasn't excited about it either, but if I was going to have her take a load on her face, role playing as some french dude is the least I could do
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Some guy thought i was the waitress and handed me his credit card. drinks on me.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Sex should always be followed by Chinese food in bed.
I AM CRUING IT IS 93:2 AM AND I AM CYGIN INT BED
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
And I'm laying here struggling with the notion that I need to put pants on.
Such a big mess for such a small penis
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