I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
Blew in her face. She is Pissed. Yahtzee. As she brushes her teeth.
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
A big toe in my vag is not foreplay.
His grandpa picked him up. Brought him to the house. And made him clean the puke off the driveway with a broom and a bucket of water.
I have seriously seen way too may DIY cut off jean booty shorts and half shirts on fat girls this summer. Fuck you Pinterest.
I thought 5 times was beyond my capabilities but her tongue was like a penis defibrillator. Clear!
NO HE PUT HIS HAND IN HIS PANTS BEFORE HE TOUCHED THE BONG.
ILLEGAL
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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