Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
My balls are so social today.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Hey man. We haven't met but my name is Ben. I threw up a bunch at your house last night. I heard you smoke though so I'll smoke you out anytime.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
Well I've made a drinking game out of the Wiggles but I think I've got this babysitting thing down
also I have no idea whose underpants I'm wearing right now but they're super comfy and I'm not giving them back ever
I’m torn. She’s crazy - like legitimately “Wear your skin as a suit” crazy. But her blow jobs and dirty talk are Pornhub quality!
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