i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
Defrosting my mini wheats in the microwave was a bad choice
I just got a new temperpedic mattress pad and started smoking weed again in the same week. finding motivation to go to a 9:AM class is close to impossible.
does she really think making her boyfriend delete me on facebook is going to magically stop us from hooking up?
She just gave me a free latte.
Correction. She just have you a frothy, creamy path to that vagina.
Trust me at the end of the night there will be queso smothered places you didn't think it could be smothered
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
Had the weirdest dream last night. If you're ever in Texas, do not come over with a 12 pack as a bribe and ask for a threeway between you, me, and my TA. I will take the beer though.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
so it turns out that when you ride the subway drunk at 5 am you wake up with a sailor in your bed
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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