You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
A kid wearing a Batman belt buckle in my psych class just asked how people get pee fetishes. I'm too high for this.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
Apparently blowing a .28 for a cop and then kissing her on the mouth is technically assaulting a police officer. Who knew.
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I was gonna tell her, but there were too many tongues in my mouth
yes i am an adult who snuck out of my parents house to cuddle with a guy and then came home and listened to taylor swift. judge me all you want.
I sat down next to him and my bra just unhooked itself
He's so urbane and sleek; so aesthetically chiseled, having endless features to offer me whenever I desire.
Are you fucking a guy or a condo building?
As a heterosexual male nursing student, the odds are ever in my favor. My first semester has basically been The Horny Games. I've killed almost all of the competitors at this point.
I panicked i brought burritos. Funeral burritos
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
Do you wanna fuck while my apple pie is in the oven?
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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