You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
you will always have a special place in my vag
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
Question: does the slut gene come from the mother or the father? im trying to figure out who to blame.
Managed to convince my mom that I had been home for 3 hours sleeping on the couch downstairs and this t-shirt was your dads. I am SUCH a fucking boss.
please dont ever try to drink horizontally again. I thought I was going to have to give you cpr
I mean its not the first time I passed out drunk at barnes and noble.
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
I confess. I just downed the bottle of saki. And I'm singing phantom of the opera to the dogs. Be glad you're not here for the high notes.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
No it's like. I don't respect you. And I think you're a terrible person but. I still wanna bone it out.
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
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