I just saw a commercial that said "call your doctor if erections last more than 4 hours". I said "disgusting" and my mom said "I know, i hate when that happens." Get me out of here.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
before you smothered your pizza in mayo you blotted it with a napkin saying you were trying to watch your fat intake
hey quick question, what would you consider to be a "first date" porn?
Also, the zoloft kicked in and I can't get an erection anymore. So I'm depressed.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
I have a gyno appt today. I hate it when the Army gets involved with my vagina.
Well I woke up and my arm was bleeding. And my blood is on the wall in the hallway.
Umm
No idea. I blame fireball.
Valid.
I stopped hooking up with him and ran to the bathroom to throw up. He saw me throwing up and it made him throw up
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
This morning, I found 5 naked people in Steve's bed with post sex hair, and Steve fully clothed sleeping on the ground.
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