I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
Remember that night when i almost got you arrested? Is that funny yet?
YOURE GIVING A BLOW JOB TO THE BOY WHO SAYS "OH SNAP"
six shots in, he is hammered and doing stretches before each shot
Party in the USA is so catchy!
Yea, so is AIDS.
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
I woke up covered in sausage cart mustard and champagne
He just asked me if he's allowed to flirt with me. That's how whipped he is.
She sucks enough dick that I could make her mouth a legitimate Yelp location.
It's not socially acceptable to be drunk in adult world. That fact makes me die a little inside.
I totally intended to come to the hotel, but I woke up in a parking lot
The struggle is real.
Like my new perfume? It's a combination of Fireball, sex and bad decisions.
You mowed a straight line through three yards because you were, and I fucking quote, "In the zone." I think they know.
I think I sold my soul to a dominatrix last night.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
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