Chill out big head. its weird when girls look at dudes asses
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
tie
I just put a condom on my dildo so i wouldng get another uti....most depresIng moment of.my LIFE
my clit piercing makes the metal detector go off
you proceeded to suck on ur pinkie saying it reminded you of chris and you wanted him badly
You were sitting at the bus stop holding hands with some Polish girl you just met, who was just as drunk as you were, and you kept trying to light your Kit Kat and smoke it.
He told me his mother taught him that move. What the hell do I say to that?
He came on my chin and called me cumbledore. i give up.
We're going clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
What will that accomplish?
It will accomplish clubbing with matching soccer jerseys on.
This girl just introduced herself as Queefer Sutherland. She's on a roller derby team. What. The. Fuck.
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
Between this new vagisil cleaner and these cranberry vitamins, my vagina feels like a new women.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
