North Korea, Best Korea!
It just hit me that i made out with someone's mom last night
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
i want to major in coloring with an emphasis on crayons.
so finals studying is going well?
someone lit off fireworks while I puked in the street. I was like congratulating me for making it through homecoming.
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
I should probably stop opening conversations with 'guess who's horny'.
Look, when i woke up this morning, I had every intention of being a responsible twenty-five year old, cleaning up, making my budget, and filing my taxes. Its just I got siderailed by pot and downloading classic Disney songs, because fuck adulthood; everyone loves Disney.
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
Hey I had a great night last night but I don't want to lie to you I'm only 19 and that wasn't my place its was my cousin he's gone for the summer and I was just house sitting and watching his cat I'm sorry
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