Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Is it mean that I just sent him a pic of my tits with the header, "say bye bye?"
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
Had the longest conversation today with a potentially homeless cuban woman about mind control.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
He said he wanted to lick the breadcrumbs off my chest
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Being an adult can't be all bad. I just took a vacation day solely to sit around and get stoned
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