you are my new fav person for making him do the walk of shame in pink footie pajamas!
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
This is your typical drubkba Amy test. Shout out to jisus for auto correct
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
Did u smell a guys dreadlocks in the McDonald's drive thru line last night or did I dream that?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
The list of people who didn't throw up last night is insanely smaller than the list of people who did
So it was a successful night I take it?
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I gave in, made out with her, and long story short, I'm giving hetero another try.
He's a security blanket. A security blanket who FUCKS.
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