That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Ew, dude I just walked in on my boss masturbating in the supply room at the restaurant. He didn't see me so I quickly shut the door and pretended like it didn't happen. And then literally five minutes later he came up to me and cupped my face with his hands and told me what a great employee I was. I got a promotion but I'm fucking scarred for life. I can't stop cringing.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
Dude, we took our shirts off and set our chest hair on fire. That's a low point.
You raise a valid concern
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
Just so you know, a true one night stands ends with a 7 minute blow job after eating a sandwich she made for you while the taxi you called for her comes
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
The only thing that made me get out of bed this morning was knowing that tonight, I don't plan on remembering what happened today
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
Note to self: semen does not count as food to take medicine with
One of those days. Also, your pants are now in my protective custody.
I didn't think I was even that high but when we were standing in the cop car's headlights I totally forgot how to use my arms
tonight's safe word is brought to you by the phrase "Ahhhhhh"
Tell her that we understand the angle wasn't the best on the first video and that we forgive her.
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