some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
He's like a perfect storm of amazing hair and horrible judgment.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
I beat my mom's friend's boyfriend in a vodka chugging competition. Our generation FTW.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
i want to live in a society where a 20 year old can wear pigtails and not get them called handlebars, because i look fucking adorable in them.
She's on her period. You don't know what fear is.
Thanks for your faith in my ability to stay sober while writing final essays. It's...unearned.
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
All I remember is your girlfriend laying on the bathroom floor and me crawling in and asking if it was okay to puke.
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