I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
A female Wisconsin fan just headbutted the bouncer. Im deeply terrified and oddly aroused at the same time.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
THERE IS WEED IN MY OVEN. HOW AM I EVER SUPPOSED TO MAKE CHICKEN PARMESAN WITH WEED IN MY OVEN.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
i fucked his best friend. once right next door to him. i'm pretty sure that could be called sweet revenge.
Unless it has to do with ramen, goldfish, cheese, or rugby, don't talk to me.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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