Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
its freezing days like this when i seriously consider littering to speed up the global warming processes.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
You puked in the drive thru of Taco Bell. You puked as it was being handed to me. You managed to yell out "FIRE SAUCE" in between hurls.
he has a puerto rico area code and says his name is johnny cash. extremely suspect
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
I want to wear something that says I'm a lady (but I have condoms!)
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I WANT MY VAGINA TO POUND AT NICE THINGS.
Like I've never seen her that drunk. She's usually like quiet and doesn't say she'll fuck someone on a futon
Apparently I was proudly showing him the cup I barfed pizza rolls into
HOLY SHIT. I JUST FOUND OUT THAT THE KARL/RORY BASEBALL FIGHT THAT RORY LOST WAS 2 YEARS AGO TODAY. RIP KARL'S DICK.
Also, I just opened Google to find the lyrics to California Gurls. Karaoke night did us dirty.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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