Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
So my teacher figured out I made a drinking game out of her lecture. Once my drink was gone she let us out. Happy St. Patricks day class. Your welcome
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
I woke up to him eating me out, listening to classical music.
I don`t remember Saturday, actually
Its ok, i dont remember 2007
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
Maybe not, but you have to admit watching him get hit by the car was gratifying
I'll never be able to have sex on these sheets. I'd have to cover up the eyes of every single Elmo.
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
Do I lose at life if I cry in a grocery store while buying a pregnancy test?
You just referred to a pillow with a stolen bra strapped to it as "she". Let that sink in for a minute.
He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
fyi my negative pregnancy test is taped to the fridge...i'll take it over an A+ any day. be proud.
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