What's he like?
The usual. Sarcastic, dark, full of fucked up emotional problems that result in fantastic sexual prowess.
she's laying in my bed with an ice pack on her vagina. how do you think it went?
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
I just watched her pee in a trashcan, im still probably going to fuck her, what does that say about my standards
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?
I feel like a bottle of fireball rented a bull dozer and ran me over until I was left without a shred of my dignity
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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