I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
just paid a stripper to have a minute conversation about the arizona game WTF
Yo I'm texting you while getting a bj. I know, I'm the man. Told her I was texting my mom in the hospital.
I made him go down on me for 40 mins then pretended to pass out. I swear, I'm like a boy.
Just pull your dick out and wink at her, its a game changing play
The neighbors outside are screaming at one another about God knows what and everyone is too scared to go outside and we NEEd more beer
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
i just want to die with dignity and clean teeth, is that too much to ask?
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
It was great. Except he kept asking me to lick his butthole, I was like firm no
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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