Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Just walked pass a bum on the way to a coinstar... awkward
What's the appropriateness of putting a 50 cent lyric in my gmas eulogy?
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Although I feel like awkward kinda describes your entire sexual history...
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
Can you technically cross something off your bucket list if you don't, per say, remember it....?
I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
the only fun thing to do here is drink beer and make mistakes. i feel like im in college again
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