a smallpox vaccine scar is like a lower back tattoo.
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
just went trash diving in my work clothes for weed. A&E's intervention here i come.
took out my tampon, fucked him, and put a new one back in all before he realized I was on my period. beat that one bitch.
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
It's totally ok to sleep with him. The only place I have feelings for him is in my vagina.
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I am sending my doctor an XXXMas card thanking him for my tits!
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Please tell your friend to stop shitting in my closet.
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