You're mentally unstable and I would hate to be you
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
so are you any less fat since you started doing blow?
RIP Summer 2010. God knows it had to be one of us..
My parents just suggested that we tailgate the midnight christmas service. this is my gene pool.
I seriously might throw up right now. In class. Sunglasses on. I'm getting too old for this.
How am I supposed to stop smoking pot when girl scout cookies are being sold.
You guys don't happened to be dressed as gladiators, do you?
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
I felt like in order for him to make it to mordor and destroy the ring, he'd have to make sweet sweet love to me in some form of hut or cave.
im trying to look as sober as possible but i just poured orange juice and mayo into my milkshake.
Just saw a man in a motorized chair roll by drinking a beer. It's 9:45 AM. I love Louisiana.
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
Did my dad just see you doing a walk of shame?
Yup I waved.
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