Dude, don't freak out but the girl who stuck the hair brush in her ass is here. I can't look her in the eye!!
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
Not just anyone can homewreck on three continents simultaneously
you are my hero
I just masterbated while imagining him getting hit by a truck. I have hit a completely unacceptable level of anger & bitterness. Help.
I'm guessing "whatever I can get" wasn't the reply the nurse wanted when asking what med I need. Oh, and asked for a cartoon band-aid.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
You tried tipping the cashier at Cook Out by shoving a dollar bill down his shirt and yelling "Magic Mike"
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Did copperhead road at the bar. All the girl next to me did was stare at my glorious bouncing tits. CAN I FUCKING HELP YOU?? I worked hard for these tits.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
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